The Evil Fruit Hunt Cruise Campaign

There was a midget in the family who was running for governor. He was really bent on world domination, and lied in all the interviews for television. One time when someone called the house asking for him, I told them his secret plan in a half-hearted gesture to ruin him.

Eventually we all had to go on a cruise involving his campaign. Outside on the dock, a couple of girls were messing with an ATM. One of them handed me an armful of cash and asked me to go. They had a few bills that were circular, and I had no idea what they were doing.

I waited in line to get on the boat. Once I got on, a game started where we had to collect the most fruit. They were everywhere and in all shapes and sizes. I found a ton of fruit in the water immediately around the boat and in cabinets and treasure chests on the boat. I saw the girl who had given me money and gave her a hug hello and some fruit. Her friend swung from above us on a cable and hung upside down by her knees on it, dropping some of the fruit she was carrying by folding it into the bottom of her shirt. There was a large glass case with a monkey inside, and it was surrounded with fruit. I picked up a nearby spear and smashed the glass, and from inside a pressure wave of air knocked all the fruit I was carrying away, which caused me to lose the game.

Sports Superstar

I started out in a field outside a large building. I was walking around looking for the entrance, when someone I know vaguely walked up to me and asked me out. I kept walking and saw one of my friends. She was excited to see me, and wanted a piggyback ride. I walked with her on my back around one more corner and went into the building with her.

By the time I saw what was going on inside, I was almost stepping in the court. The people inside were warming up for a basketball game. I dropped my friend off in the stands and spotted my history teacher, who was the coach. She asked me to play, and I agreed to.

I was a basketball superstar and never lost the ball in a struggle. I also made all my shots, even one left-handed shot where the announcer started flipping out and yelling in disbelief. Near the end, the other team gave up and stopped playing so our team played with YoYos and shot them in to the hoop instead of basketballs. After the game, I got back into normal clothes and found one of the basketball player's regular clothes hidden away behind the stands, so I gave those to him.

Crummy

I was in my school's parking lot wearing a nice black shirt and blue jeans. On someone's car, one of my friends was there and we just sat around. A friend in black came and told me that black and blue don't go together. My first friend introduced us to a game called "Crummy" which involved eight of us sitting in a circle and rolling a die to see who went next.

Just before waking up I had decided that it was really stupid and I fully agreed with the name.

Gambler

I was playing cards with a man at a party in a large, luxurious house. I put down a card and he became angry and in an instant kings, queens and jacks rose from the table and filled my vision in a flurry of cards. From the floating orb of cards before me an ace with a picture of a black lotus worked its way to the front, staying stable in the center of my vision.

A bullet came whizzing through the very center of the card and narrowly missed the side of my head. The cards fell away and the man was standing with the long smoking barrel of a gun aimed just above my left ear. I bolted for the door and made my way outside and ran to the driveway when an automated voice said, "Warning! $500,000 in the truck!"

I noticed that truck was red as I dove under a slowly opening garage door to hide, but the door snapped shut quickly behind me to prevent my escape. The man in his black and white suit opened the door to the garage from the house looking for me, and I ran to the door to the side of the house with the man coming after me. To get to the back of the house would be a long, straight run, and I would surely be shot, so I went to the front of the house to see if I could get back in the garage and into the truck. The garage door was open again, but I heard the man inside and woke up.